that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
Ah haaa, this is where my ex lives. HOPE YOU GET FUCKED UP BY SOME GIANT MOSQUITOS, DICKWAD.
this is why i have trust issues
THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life
please dont ever use this pickup line
It worked fine for Oedipus.
if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
Tonight I wanted to take a break from the train station inside my head. Now, I rarely drink. Maybe once or twice a year and even then only with family (need to be wine-schwasted when I’m with them). But tonight I’m sitting on my porch, alone, overlooking 125 acres of Texas beauty and I’ve taken 4 shots of whiskey. My throat feels warm and my mind feels lighter. Just thankful to have a little bit of well deserved reprieve tonight.
Highland Pony : (Scott Fisher)
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
You a bad independent bitch who don’t need no man.
“My father used to do this with me when I was a baby. People always looked really anxious and asked him what he was doing. He would simply reply, “I’m teaching her to trust me.”
— (via ruby-moon)